A Father And A Ninja

Actually, I am only half ninja. Armed with a quick wit and unacanny ability to find the humor in everything, I stumble through fatherhood hoping to stay a step ahead of my boys.

My boys keep me young and knee deep in poop. Seriously, should a 19 month old be able to out poop a grown man? This question has plagued me since day one.

I hope this blog helps all fathers in their quest to raise upstanding contributing members of society i.e. children that are not featured in the town police blotter.

Parenting Tip #1: Your children will hide your stuff. My son has been excelling at this game for the past month. It’s alright though, his mother does not need her date book and I had no need for using my ipod earbuds….nor did I need my debit card when I was in line at the grocery store and unable to pay. Thanks buddy. I only need to wait about another year before I can ask you where you hid it.

Note to self: Hide my kids stuff when he is a teenager and wake him up 3 times a night for him to feed me…

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